Emma and Krystal come home to find their friend Rebecca's new boyfriend in the bath. They start interrogating him about Rebecca's claims that he was well hung. They comment on how fat he is and that he looks like the character Fat Bastard out of the Austin Powers films - and he had a tiny dick! The poor guy makes the mistake of saying that his cock isn't small so the girls pull him up out of the bath so they can take a look. They can't believe their eyes when they see the smallest dick in the world. Krystal even says she can't see it and can only see two bollocks. The girls laugh hysterically and are very rude to him. They lie him down and try playing with his cock but struggle because it is so small. It finally gets to about two inches at which point he ejaculates! The girls can't believe that was him at full size and walk out laughing.

Sasha has called in an engineer because her telephone isn't working. He says he can't fix it until he returns the following day with some parts, but he still asks for his call-out fee. The three girls are less than impressed and tell him they can work something out but when they sit him down and start rubbing his trousers seductively, they find he has very little in there! They strip him off against his will and then giggle at his lack of a bulge. When his underwear comes off they laugh even more at his small cock and Sasha even describes it as a "Borrowers" cock after the Disney movie featuring tiny people. The three girls start taking turns to wank the tiny penis while laughing and mocking him for his lack of size. They tell him his little willy would never satisfy any of them but this seems to turn him on and he starts cumming - which makes them laugh at him even more!

Three girls call in a computer expert to fix their PC. They say they desperately need the computer to run their dating agency which caters for women wanting to find well endowed men. The cocky guy says he fits the bill for that but the girls never take on anyone new without seeing the goods first. They start stripping him off but when they look inside his boxer shorts they look up and ask him where his cock is. He shows them and they burst out laughing at how small it is. They didn't even see it first time around! All three girls are amazed at how tiny his penis is and they start poking it and playing with it while cracking jokes and laughing at it. They show him their tits to see if that will make it grow but it just gets harder without growing much. As they carry on wanking it, he suddenly spunks everywhere causing even more laughter that their abuse was turning him on.

Wendy has invited some friends round for a drink but when Valentina asks if there are any small cocktail sausages as she is a bit hungry, Wendy jokes and points at John's groin. He tries to deny he has a small cock but when Valentina gets boyfriend Matt to stand up and drop his trousers, he has no choice but to follow suit. Matt has a big cock which gets hard very quickly as Valentina plays with it but when the girls see John's little worm they burst out laughing. He is humiliated to be compared with the big cock next to him and as the girls start stroking his cock too to see if it gets any bigger they tease him that they would all prefer to fuck Matt's big cock. Matt has a big erection now and soon shoots an enormous load of spunk high into the air. As the girls talk about how amazing Matt's cock is, they try to get the little weener to shoot which it eventually does - a very poor load compared to Matt's - which makes John even more humiliated.